You know you’re an american teenager when you think….?
Pokemon is real anime.
The Cheetah Girls is a classic Disney movie.
Matt Stone and Trey Parker MUST be in the closet.
Soulja Boy is one of the greatest rappers of our time.
Cascada is real techno.
Missing “The Hills” is unthinkable.
Abercrombie & Fitch is considered “couture”.
Starbucks and McDonalds are staples.
All gay guys are like Ryan Evans.
Everyone uses chatspeak. Even in normal conversations!
Myspace.com is the greatest thing on the internet.
Gossip Girl correctly portrays teenagers in New York City.
If a MP3 player is not a iPod, it is crap.
The Simpsons is the greatest show on television.
Teachers who actually enjoy conversing with their students are child molesters.
Anyone with black nail polish is emo.
People on Youtube actually want to hear you bitch about your life.
Harry Potter is classic literature.
Anyone who has a decent cell phone is “prep”.
“Step Up” is a classic dance movie.
Neopets is for creating online pets only.
Green Day is a punk band.
HAHAHA! That was great! I loved it! I think I may copy and paste that onto my 360 blog, if you don’t mind.
Star!
